Somehow I ended up on Destructoid

And here you thought I was just Some Guy On The Internet. I know people. People that wear robot heads and dance wildly. For the record, Jessica Chobot is one of the coolest chicks walking the Earth today. Here's some pics of the Destructoid crew hanging out at the CCP Party, including this really awesome one:

I'm almost famous. As soon as I get my pic on Joystiq and Kotaku it will be like the Razorwire Trilogy.

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If one beer isn't enough at any one time... you have two. Classic.

Well, it is razor. The only problem I see is him giving off a creepy stalker vibe in a snuff film sort of way.

I'm pretty sure he had a holster for beers 3 through 8.

I hear he goes Chewbacca style for those.

That's my Johnny Depp impression. Edward Bottlehands.