WarCry Choice Posts: 3023 Joined: 3 Mar 2004 | Fury Team thinks you're a loser, but they like your money
 Imagine Fury as a sandwich As if being responsible for the abortion that is Fury wasn't enough, the Marketing people who got to keep their jobs after firing everyone else think this is a good idea:
Subject: LOSER! LOSER! LLLOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRR!
From: apache@furydev.unleashthefury.com
Time: 12:08 AM
Chances are... you are a
LOSER!
Or will you prove us wrong?
http://www.unleashthefury.com
In the 3 months since release, tens of thousands of people have played FURY and every single one of them has lost at least one game! That's right - not one unbeaten player exists in our database. And the stats show that once you have won 3 games, you are extremely likely to play dozens, if not hundreds more games.
So, we'd love you to come back and check out all the changes and improvements and discover that winning feeling.
For a start it is easier to stay alive now, and there are new game types specifically designed for new players. We have also added AI Bots (and they love losing), new gametypes, new maps, fixed the GUI lag and hundreds of bugs plus loads of other stuff. You can find out more about all the changes at http://www.unleashthefury.com/ageofthechosen
We have also introduced the Chosen which allows you to play FREE FOREVER. Why not show your friends you are not a loser as well by bringing them along, they can play for FREE! Just get them to follow the instructions found here http://www.unleashthefury.com/free2play
Cya in game (unless, of course, you want to remain a loser).
The FURY Team
Yeah. This reminds me of the time a stripper sat on my lap and she ended up slapping and yelling at me for 20 minutes because I was somehow disrespecting my ex-girlfriend. Then charged me 100 bucks for the experience. Since the AI Bots love losing, I'll go ahead and let them give money to a complete train wreck of a game.
I just think it's really funny that Auran is calling other people losers. See kids, that's what we call projecting.
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WarCry Choice Posts: 2238 Joined: 5 Jan 2007 | I can understand the sarcasm and the pitch the marketing team are trying to deliver here, but overlapping that with Fury's state of the game, it's just a poor choice of words. |
Fury Team thinks you're a loser, but they like your money
As if being responsible for the abortion that is Fury wasn't enough, the Marketing people who got to keep their jobs after firing everyone else think this is a good idea:
Yeah. This reminds me of the time a stripper sat on my lap and she ended up slapping and yelling at me for 20 minutes because I was somehow disrespecting my ex-girlfriend. Then charged me 100 bucks for the experience. Since the AI Bots love losing, I'll go ahead and let them give money to a complete train wreck of a game.
I just think it's really funny that Auran is calling other people losers. See kids, that's what we call projecting.
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